May Flowered - did you?

It feels like April Foots Month was just yesterday, doesn't it? And now Masturbation May is nearly over? 2023 is moving so quickly, we hope you're taking time to rest, rejuvenate, & drink in the pleasures of your body on a PEP Call.

As May comes to a close, do book that $79/ 45-min Anniversary call w/ Justice Haze. We're celebrating SIX years! We definitely have a thing for nostalgia at PEP, so we want to share the very first rave review we received for whipsmart wordsmith Justice: "What started out as a introductory call went much, much longer as I found Justice to be open minded, intelligent, and knowledgeable. She had that sisterly demeanor that helps guide the fantasy story."

You know what we say: PEP Ladies just get hotter. Do visit Justice's PEP page & check out her newsletters, photos, reviews, & Perv Digest posts! Join us in wishing Justice many more years with PEP - that's a win/win no matter how you roll the dice!

May has been a perfect fit for Miss Quin's 2nd PEP Spotlight, as her love of masturbation - mutual! - meets up w/ National Masturbation Month! Did you get her $99/ 60-min special? Catch up on her HOT story, then take a breath & enjoy her funny, raunchy, pithy quips. Our favorite's got to be: "You are what you eat, and it looks like you're a huge ass" - Miss Quin

What's your favorite Quin Quip? How far out can you go w/ your role play? Have you been dying to go in a direction that scares you a little - & excites you a LOT? Miss Quin LOVES to take you into a fearful place, play to the nth degree w/ you, then gently bring you back to center, & soothe you into a restful sleep, full of dreams of next time you call ...

And if your cup of tea isn't so extreme? Miss Quin adores a good old fashioned mutual masturbation call. Get out your lube, your butt plug, your pocket pussy. Put on your favorite porn. Call & tell Miss Quin ALL about it. Relish her expertise in guiding you into anal erotic bliss ...

We bet you'd love to know what's cumming up for June! And guess what? We want to tell you! Stay tuned for:

Ami Mercury's SIXTH PEP Anniversary!

And for a hot summer nights Fortnight Highlight of Kristyna Dark!

Stay cool by getting ALL THE WAY HOT - call PEP, get what you need, cool off. Repeat. You deserve it all.